Amazing Funny Kitchen Sayings and Quotes

A list of 30 cute and funny kitchen quotes to remember.

Amazing Funny Kitchen Sayings and Quotes

“Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it’s too assertive to the naked eye.” – Gordon Ramsay

“Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” – Harriet Van Horne

“I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.” – Julia Child

“What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.” – Nora Ephron

“…no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.” ― Julia Child

“A kitchen knife cannot carve its own handle.” Korean Proverb

“Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.” ― Julia Child

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.” ― Bertrand Russell

“Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.” ― Susan Branch

“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.” – Phyllis Diller

“Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation– experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way.” ― Paul Theroux

“Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don’t really care once it’s over.” ― Andrew Grey

“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, “What light?” and two more to say, “I didn’t turn it on.” – Erma Bombeck

“I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.” ― Sonia Rumzi

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields

“I have come to the conclusion that just as the Japanese live to work, Asians live to eat.” ― Anastacia Oaikhena

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.
” ― Jarod Kintz

“If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life.” – Louis Parrish

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.” – Harry S Truman

“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“In the childhood memories of every good cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom.” – Barbara Costikyan

“It does not matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook.” – Loesje

“Life itself is the proper binge.” ― Julia Child

“My favorite hobby is cooking and eating. There is nothing i can do well if i have not eaten well.” ― Darnell Lamont Walker

“Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I’ll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.” – Charles Bukowski

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” ― Calvin Trillin

“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude.” ― Julia Child

“The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires.” – Sex in the City

“Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.” – Charles Buck

“Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.” – Unknown