Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny kitchen quotes, funny kitchen sayings, and funny kitchen proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
Funny kitchen quotes and cooking saying
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It does not matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook.
Loesje
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The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.
Julia Child
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My next house will have not kitchen… just vending machines.
Anonymous
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W.C. Fields
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Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
Anonymous
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Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.
Julia Child
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
Nora Ephron
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I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Katherine Cebrian
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A kitchen knife cannot carve its own handle.
Korean Proverb
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Phyllis Diller
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I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.
Anonymous
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Why yes, I’ve discovered the joy of cooking. It’s when my husband does it.
Anonymous
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Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.
Gordon Ramsay
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Julia Child
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If you want breakfast in bed….sleep in the kitchen!
Anonymous
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I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.
Jarod Kintz
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The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there.
Shakira
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
Anonymous
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard
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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.
Charles Buck
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One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry
Anonymous
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
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Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way
Paul Theroux
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God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it….!!
Anonymous
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I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.
Sonia Rumzi
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Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.
Susan Branch
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When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.
Russell Baker
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A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
Anonymous
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Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
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